I am drunk?
Okay... I'm gay... So singing comes with the package... But I'm almost a drag queen with Bonnie Tyler's "Holding out for a Hero."
My dog is frightened!
So... I'm thinking of the other day when He was giving it to Her so good I almost came. (He & Her, my new above neighbors)
I greatly envy them their OBVIOUSLY good sex.
Now... I'm thinking... What if they can hear me? Am I wearing a wig, harem pants, & castanets? How do you spell that word?
Sadly I fear every fag has that inner queen who needs her musical solos.
Psst... Its like the 'N' word... I can use it. You...? Not so much... Hehe. Just ask Isaiah, right?
Truly though... I'll let it pass as long as I trust your smile, & you better be smiling...
Its fucking 2am... Why am I going out?
Oh yeah... I am drunk...